BECAUSE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE! !!!!

Protip: when running away to Canada, pack a compass.

Hugo Schwyzer. Disgruntled, not much to lose. Proven creep.

I figured there was always going to be a reason to wait, because we were never going to be perfect.

I tried at 26, only to struggle with infertility. Finally had mine three years later at 29.

This sounds like a lot of work when there is a perfectly good box of pinot grigio in my refrigerator.

I had a very small, very quick wedding. My husband and I were both in the military, and I came down on deployment orders soon after we got engaged, while he was training at another base. I flew out to the base, and we only invited close family. We had this very small wedding at a bed and breakfast that catered to…

I’m surprised you even got a psychiatrist. All my husband could get for his PTSD was group therapy. Even with a 70% disability rating from the VA.

Go with a BOB for a 5K. Get one with a fixed front wheel. Those things are battering rams on wheels.

As a new mom, the only people I ever see disparaging my interest in my babies and baby gear are childless people, mostly female.

What’s the female equivalent of an erection that lasts for more than four hours?

Yeah, well I just finished my 16th Netflix marathon. THIS MONTH.

Well that’s not terrifying at all. Excuse me while I figure out a way to make sure my kids and my cat are never in the same room again.

All hail President Littlefinger!

On Kinja, no one knows you’re a dog.

If you’re pregnant you can only take acetaminophen. Thus ends my knowledge.

Why is he naked? Breastfeeding a naked baby is a recipe for a disaster. Unless you like being covered in baby pee. To each their own.

I’ve been a soldier for eight years, and I’m actually shocked this was a problem in some places. I’ve served in Europe, Afghanistan, and the U.S. and never once had a problem accessing birth control. It’s all been free, too. I can only speculate that it was mainly a problem at very small bases, where clinics and…

Dakota Meyer was an enlisted Marine with an ex-wife. That is the least newsworthy thing I’ve read this decade.

I’ve been in the Army for eight years. Sexual assault is a big problem, I know from first hand experience, but your claim that women are considered “sexual property” of their unit is complete horse shit.