Johnson and Johnson’s baby shampoo.

Totally depends on the kid. I have seven and a half week old twins. The boy will sleep through the night, if I let him. The girl still wakes up every three hours, no matter what. Babies gonna do what babies gonna do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I finally stopped watching this year, when Chloe left. But damn was it a hard habit to break.

Everyone is all about “Peeno Noir” (I read an interview with the composer, who says that this is the correct spelling </pedant>), but I am convinced “Daddy’s Boy” doesn’t get NEARLY enough love. It has Jefferson Mays in it, people!

I would feel much better about the future of this kid if I hadn't actually watched Dance Moms. Her mother is insane, and I fear the kid has very few good role models in her life. They've pulled her out of regular school and are "homeschooling" her so she can spend more hours a day in dance class. She's been…

Haters to the left- Crocs are still the best shower and pool shoes of all time.

Everything needs more Titus Andromedon.

A friend of mine called his wife while we were in Afghanistan. She was really excited that to tell him that she was eight weeks pregnant. One problem: we had been in Afghanistan for three months. Turns out his wife was kinda bad at math.

Netflix runs a show featuring not one heterosexual cis white male lead? Pick it apart, it had a few uncomfortable moments!

Many people need to do it for safety reasons, if they work on certain equipment or with certain chemicals for example. This allows your work place to move you to a position that is not hazardous to the health of the fetus.

The Afghan National Army and Afghan National Police at our base refused to eat the halal MREs, preferring to hire their own cook instead. So I used to sneak the halal MREs guilt-free. They were so much better than our MREs. Loved the bagel chips.

It's because no one understands why Hillary Clinton using her own email server is any kind of a big deal. Tech writers and journalists start blathering on about self-signed certificates and hacking vulnerabilities and the American public's eyes collectively glaze over. Not to mention, the majority of us have used…

Thomas isn't laughing, he's barely hiding his scorn at having to suck up to a middle class woman who somehow married above her station, and is plotting his revenge for this humiliation.

Caramel deLites > Samoas

No. Revertigo is real.

When I was in kindergarten, my teacher called my mother at home and asked her to please start packing a dessert in my lunch so I would stop sneaking into other kids' lunches and stealing their desserts.

A lot of those payments are below board. Many surrogates don't want to pay the taxes, and many health insurance companies won't cover a for-profit surrogacy.

I bought a copy of 1989.

He's basically just arguing for the status quo here.