I think Ross Douthat, of all people, actually had the best response to this:

Childhood is insisting you are too grown up for a nap. Adulthood is wishing desperately that you could squeeze in a nap.

A fucking gun?

Jezebel worked on my Army computer as of this morning, but Kotaku is always blocked for me.

One would hope. But I can't stop picturing spare pieces of uterine lining getting stuck on the wine glass someone placed next to the Diva Cup.

I am a card-carrying vagina owner, and I like to think that menstrual blood doesn't phase me, but I draw the line at putting Diva Cups in the dishwasher.

Congrats, dude. You have spectacularly failed in one of the simplest household tasks: boiling water.

Gaston is totally douchey enough to be a Crossfitter. It's all just a part of the character.

We waited 3.5 hours to see Elsa and Anna. It was the one thing my stepkid didn't want to leave undone at Disney World. We prepped for that wait (books, fully charged Kindle Fire, bottled water, beer, etc.) and it was still brutal. Though I must say, even though the actresses who played Elsa and Anna were visibly…

And yet the girl playing Mulan at Epcot refused my sword fighting contest.

I am giving birth in 2015. My vagina is doomed.

To some degree.

My brother once held a lighter to his arm and threatened my mother with burning himself and then calling CPS and telling them she was doing it to him. My brother was a piece of shit as a teenager.

The weird thing is that Adnan also states in one of the Serial episodes that he didn't know Jay that well. It's, like, the one consistent thing in both of their stories, and it seems so weird, because it rings so false. What high school kid lends their car and two-day-old cell phone to a guy they barely know? Plus…

It's like the White House held a meeting and said, "Alright, guys, we need a silly, not newsworthy story that is still irresistible to the media that makes the president look like he not only is a tone deaf snob who thinks the little people are beneath him, but also makes him look like he hates the troops and…

While this is obviously gross, unacceptable, and outrageous, I can't say that there haven't been days when I wished I could do this after finding a used tampon on the floor of a restroom at work.

Would have been a better story of it had been her male twin.

Sorry, eggnog earned its place in the Christmas canon of foods if only because of this genius Steve Martin/Paul Simon collaboration:

Wow I did not realize the percentages were that low for some of the diseases. I just got my TDaP booster on the theory that it's supposed to help pass on immunity to my fetuses. Kind of scary to read now it could be pretty much ineffective.

Wait... the vaccine might not work? Um, can we go into that in some more detail? How is that not a bigger story here?