Military guys go two ways when they get out: they can either keep their cleanliness standards, or they can go the exact opposite way and reject anything that begins to look like cleaning for the rest of their lives, on principle.

I love you, Little Thing, and I wish the circumstances were different. I promise I will see you again, and next time, you can call me Mom.

I honestly think it's mostly that men aren't raised to have an internal, never-ending shame if their house isn't Martha Stewart levels of clean and perfect like women are. It's not that they can't, or won't clean - it's that they honestly don't have that same societal pressure there driving them to do it.*

I believe you are thinking of Time Windows: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/015202…

Abby Lee Miller is actually doing that show this year, as a lead-in to Dance Moms. Yes, shame me, for knowing this.

Mackenzie is so the second unloved child of that family. I feel super bad for her, because she's really a very good, cute dancer in her own right, albeit with a different style than Maddie.

Dance Moms is the underappreciated reality television masterpiece of our times. Also, the kids are cute.

Everyone knows the best way to get your celebrity crush to do what you want is to racially insult their significant other. This is why Jennifer Aniston spends all her time on Twitter calling Angelina Jolie a cracker.

That couple remains the most enabling, codependent set of people I have ever had the misfortune to see on television. And, I mean, I watch Dance Moms, for crying out loud.

I call shenanigans. Prince George is clearly the best royal. It's the combination of chubby cheeks and utter disdain for everything around him.

Crystal meth needs to step up its game in rural PA.

If I remember the story correctly, there had been a number of large accidents on the highways that morning, due to the incredibly bad weather. Also, at the time, Buffalo encouraged people to save emergency services calls for truly life-threatening emergencies during blizzards. My mother was worried about taking away…

So this is my mother's story, but I must share it with you all. My mom was pregnant with her first child, my older brother, in the late 1970s. Her due date was in January, and she lived near Buffalo, New York, which gets legendary lake effect blizzards in the winter. I'm talking total white-out, feet of snow at a…

I think I like the actual cut but hate the way they styled it for the show. It seems frizzy. Put some slightly different product in there and I think it would look really cute.

I can't decide if I love or hate her hair. #totallyshallownote

I blame Snacktastic's recaps for my obsession.

I take it you've never seen the show.

"he was the cutest baby on the floor."

I was just thinking - I'll admit to having shoved my husband before. He had done something pretty shitty (but nonviolent), I was pissed at him, and I knew it wouldn't really hurt him, since he's got a lot of muscle on me. But if you asked me this survey, I'd have to answer that yes, I've acted violently against my…