That would be b-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d.

Great. I hadn’t thought of this song in decades, but this came straight into my mind after reading your comment.

That Rob I am, that Rob I am

You stay right where you are.  I’m calling the authorities.

Back in my high school days in the frigid north, we used to play a game where we would see who could push a shopping cart up the plowed mountain of snow in the Target parking lot using their vehicle. One day, my spidey senses tingled, and I said “We gotta go, NOW!” and threw a shopping cart into the back of my friends…

Florida is the dryer lint trap of America. Lint traps need to be cleaned out once in a while.

Let’s just face it America. Florida is full of stupid morons.

Because Florida Man, a.k.a Homo Erectus Floridus, is not know for it’s high functions intelligence. Scientist as still baffled how the species has managed to survive this long, especially with the large influx of elderly foreign species encroaching onto it’s territory.

Personally, I try to stay away from places that have a bunch of warning signs to not be in the area and threaten arrest, so I find this one to be all on the knuckheads in the boat.

I really want to know more about what is going on.  Specifically, why aren’t they getting out of the boat?  That one guy was out and climbed back into it.  What the hell were they thinking?  Is there maybe some other part of the mechanism that’s moving underwater or something?

I would jump, especially with it looking like the boat is about to capsize and get caught under the lever coming down.

It has a taste for boaters now.

A Florida wildlife officer will put the bridge down. It has a taste for boaters now.

and most of the seats are from economy!  it would be better suited for the London Dungeon in its current configuration 

Agreed. I can understand leaving a few of the seats in but there was so much potential here. Is it really a camper if you have to sleep in a seat that barely reclines?

1st: I mean, they acknowledged the issue and fixed it. It’s not like this is a Pinto, Corvair, or fault ignition switch situation with class action suits that run for years and tens of millions of dollars. If the issue is 100% fixed there’s no need to keep crucifying GM for it. Pick on it for how try hard the design…

I don’t get the snark either. It reads like a facebook post from a Trumper uncle or tinfoil hat right winger, “EVs caught fire and the liberal elite are still pushing them, and onto mothers! Won’t somebody think of the children?”

Are you sure you are thinking of the Bolt? It looks like any other small crossover. 

The problem with the Bolt(s) was an LG manufacturing mistake. They found it, fixed it, problem solved. It was never a bad car. Hyundai and Tesla had just as many fires with their EVs. 

Did we all just forget that Hyundai also had a huge EV recall from their LG batteries bursting into flames as well? I guess cool retro styling is what it takes to be allowed to move on, not an ad campaign.