I would MS paint some targets on their heads, but apparently that’s frowned upon even though their shit tax bill is effectively the same thing, only we’re the ones with giant bullseyes on our backs.

Am I a bad person for wishing they all choke to death on their arrogance?

There are some firmware updates for that generation radio/Nav system available through your local dealer. I would start there.

Lol. Okay.

I know. I am quite familiar with that generation Nav system.

What year ES?

Given that MT is basically only ever going to award praise to the brands that pay them the most, I don’t take much of what they have to say seriously anymore.

[insert clip from I, Robot where Will Smith is driving manually, arguing with Bridget Moynahan’s character, and on the phone to HQ]

Can we skip to the part where we use the guillotines already?

Watched Yakuza Apocalypse the other night. It’s a trip. An acid trip or something. WTF.

How would people switch when they literally have a single option for a Corporate Internet Overlord, or no internet at all?

Can confirm the SVT Focus is a blast to drive on twisty roads. Owned a 2002, number 85 ever built, for 10 years. Loved that car. Miss it dearly.

Oh I know. Still evil though.

Indeed.

And then has to go under-c0ver within the London PD, lest they know he is Asgardian.

Never said they would. But you’d at least have an extra $20.

On their tax plan and trying to explain it to the willfully ignorant acolytes who follow Der Gluttonfuhrer, here is a practical example to teach them:

You should look for a Black Friday deal on the Xbox One then as Forza Horizon 3 is very, very good. It’s also available on PC.

Tell them you can give them a practical demonstration: Ask them for $20 and tell them you’ll turn it into $40 for them.

If Koenigsegg is Swedish for, “Oh no! My head’s just exploded!”, then what is the Swedish for “Suck it, Bugatti.”?