Lol. Okay.

I know. I am quite familiar with that generation Nav system.

What year ES?

Given that MT is basically only ever going to award praise to the brands that pay them the most, I don’t take much of what they have to say seriously anymore.

[insert clip from I, Robot where Will Smith is driving manually, arguing with Bridget Moynahan’s character, and on the phone to HQ]

Can we skip to the part where we use the guillotines already?

Watched Yakuza Apocalypse the other night. It’s a trip. An acid trip or something. WTF.

How would people switch when they literally have a single option for a Corporate Internet Overlord, or no internet at all?

Can confirm the SVT Focus is a blast to drive on twisty roads. Owned a 2002, number 85 ever built, for 10 years. Loved that car. Miss it dearly.

Oh I know. Still evil though.

Indeed.

And then has to go under-c0ver within the London PD, lest they know he is Asgardian.

Never said they would. But you’d at least have an extra $20.

On their tax plan and trying to explain it to the willfully ignorant acolytes who follow Der Gluttonfuhrer, here is a practical example to teach them:

You should look for a Black Friday deal on the Xbox One then as Forza Horizon 3 is very, very good. It’s also available on PC.

Tell them you can give them a practical demonstration: Ask them for $20 and tell them you’ll turn it into $40 for them.

If Koenigsegg is Swedish for, “Oh no! My head’s just exploded!”, then what is the Swedish for “Suck it, Bugatti.”?

It’s not a book they like to carry around, to them it’s a cudgel for use to beat others into submission.

I would happily pay the $100 for a new game I am interested in, so long as the developers do not include micro-transactions that affect gameplay.

He thinks he building a pedestal, but really it’s a fucking cage.