I wasn’t able to catch the live stream, so you’re making a joke about how obstuse Bungie tends to make processes that should be simple and not reporting on actual gameplay mechanics, correct?

Not that there is any chance they would do this, but I would love for them to give us the ability to choose what gear we get as a reward. And even beyond that to later pay some form of in-game materials to change the perks of said items. Not like the HoW re-roll random changes, but the ability to pick specific perks…

Their version of HHGTtG recommends to always bring a tank rather than a towel.

Not entirely disagreeing with you. However, one assumes that man-walrus hybrid also self-identifies as “conservative Christian” in addition to being utterly unqualified to fulfill the nominated duties.

That is a man who has literally never met a burger he hasn’t liked.

Something, something, STAGE 2.

So he sharted again?

Writing “Fuck You, Pai.” a million times should convince him to change his mind, right???

“It was almost as if they didn’t want people to vote.”

My grandmother has Alzheimer’s and even she speaks more coherently than Herr Asshole.

Never change, Torch.

As someone who teaches people how to use infotainment systems professionally, I concur completely.

Yes, but not because automakers are willingly holding back progress.

GON PLAD.

Tokyo Drift is a good film. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

This will probably get me some hate; but I think it’s hilarious that she looks like she’s gained some weight.

Agreed.

How about a 16 GTI? Is that too large?

Adults should not wear hooded pajamas. This not acceptable attire under any circumstances.

Screw Bungie.