That is a man who has literally never met a burger he hasn’t liked.

Something, something, STAGE 2.

So he sharted again?

Writing “Fuck You, Pai.” a million times should convince him to change his mind, right???

“It was almost as if they didn’t want people to vote.”

My grandmother has Alzheimer’s and even she speaks more coherently than Herr Asshole.

Never change, Torch.

As someone who teaches people how to use infotainment systems professionally, I concur completely.

Yes, but not because automakers are willingly holding back progress.

GON PLAD.

Tokyo Drift is a good film. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

This will probably get me some hate; but I think it’s hilarious that she looks like she’s gained some weight.

Agreed.

How about a 16 GTI? Is that too large?

Adults should not wear hooded pajamas. This not acceptable attire under any circumstances.

Screw Bungie.

Starred for the Time Bandits reference. Kudos on that obscure wonderfulness.

When they have to repeat incessantly “Fair and Balanced”, you know they aren’t either.

If you do find out what settings have caused that, let us know. I would LOVE to be able to force a public lobby with only myself and friends.

Clearly to these assholes the reaction to the Good Samaritan parable is, “Yeah. Fuck that guy for not being born here.”