When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

And he’s apparently 47 years old ... at that age I’d be covering myself in bubble wrap and hoping my liver holds up for a few more years.

Odd, because when my balls are blown it normally causes me to go long.

This was shocking to me too- and then I remembered that the “liberal media” doesn’t really exist and never did.

Not the first time an Italian collaborated with the Nazis.

I’m growing increasingly credulous to the claim that the rate of sociopathy in the general population is higher than we want to admit.

Shit stirrers gonna stir up some shit. But shit, I didn’t think these shits would be quite this shitty.

Counterpoint: The DH is great and seeing a pitcher get a cool hit once out of every 20000000 at bats doesn’t justify not having it.

In a watching animals that are trained to do human stuff kinda way I suppose.

Obviously there is a ton of bias here by another Deadspin writer.

Living in Mountain Time rules. Game started not long after I got home from work and ended at a reasonable hour.

If baseball wants to grow and expand its impact with the younger generation then it desperately needs to start earlier so kids can stay up to watch it. I mean, I had to wake my groggy 10-year-old son up an hour past his normal bedtime so I could show him the replay of the Yankee catcher getting his nuts destroyed by…

Chief Wahoo?

Never forget folks, the Gestapo couldn’t work without regular “good” German’s cooperation. Same applies for every secret police agency ever. People will use their petty grievances and hates against their neighbors every time they get a chance, because people: Are shit.

He’s made it this far without contracting a venereal disease. Who am I to question his methods?

I am no Jeter fan, but I gotta tell you guys, this whole thing comes across as just a little too snar——— JESUS H. CHRIST look at that hand sanitizer! What the fucking fuck? WHAT? WHY?

Cars are not manufactured and/or designed to kill or hurt people. Guns in the other hand...

Because not everyone is such a twat.

Not true. Some days you dont post.

What did all those generations of American soldiers die for since 1776 if not for a rigid suppression of dissent and absolute loyalty of all citizens to federal power?