I’ll rub one out for him tonight.

This is almost as bad as the time I got kicked out of my ex-girlfriend’s parents house for just-the-tipping.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

We won’t fight alongside you or for you. But we’ll yell about what we imagine you to be. Deal?

Sure is interesting how this gentleman, and most of the other veterans I know (myself included) have become this endangered species whose feelings and honor must be protected by the brave patriots in the bleachers and on twitter!

BLM protests in the streets: “You’re being disruptive and alienating!”

Let’s take politics out of this.

I was at the bar during game time yesterday (I go Sundays, regardless of football season) and there was some booing at the TV during the anthem (that’ll show them!...I guess?) Yet none of the idiots booing at the TV screen removed their hats, stood or even stopped drinking their beer. So I guess the reverence to the…

There’s like 3 Americans on each team.

“I don’t see why not.”

Man, all that profile picture is missing is his eventual parole date for selling MDMA to Kappa Delta Chicks in 2026.

“Thet there sumbitch don’t SUPPORT OUR TREWWWWPS!!!”

So Sean Spicer found a new job already. Cool.

I believe it’s called “jingoism” at this point. Though I bet that if paid the right sum of money, the NFL would open a football field sized box of Papa Johns pizza during the national anthem.

Can we talk about the absurdity of unfurling a field-sized flag for a fucking regular-season game? Christ, the NFL has the most toxic brand of patriotism.

You wouldn’t be alone to assume that Texas is a lost cause. But It’s still a state where Hillary got nearly 44% of the vote. That’s a 2 point increase over Obama in 2012. Trump in comparison lost 5 points compared to Romney in 2012...

If more adults brought gloves with them to the park, this could have been avoided.

Some of this started a year into my 4 year marriage. It’s been 3 since we had sex. It’s still incredible because I married my best friend. The sex was never great and neither of us misses it (yes, I believe him) We actually decided to be polya (my idea since I’m sick) but he’s never taken me up on it. When life falls…

Sorry can’t relate. My dick is half-cocked all the time.