You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

“What’s HIPAA?”

Quick, someone go back in time and put James Dolan in that seat.

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

Who doesn’t love a little head...

Exactly - this was just too similar to a spreadsheet. I go to work to bullshit on Deadspin, not vice versa

I tried, but the words and numbers started coming together and I felt like Neo looking at the Matrix for the first time.

Did this give you a headache putting this together, because it gave me a headache reading it.

So you’re saying no pages then?

I hope history judges us kindly. She warned us of the bears, and we laughed.

Will ESPN never realize these snowflakes are implacable? They could change their logo to a Confederate flag and their motto to “All lives matter” and these trolls would still howl that the network is liberal.

“Hey, I have a lot of black friends. Exactly four.”

ESPiNeless

Ambiguity is as American as Racism is as American as Baseball

“Racism. It’s as white as Boston”

Status report.

Simple statement of fact.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

“I never saw any racism signs while I was playing at Fenway”

-Curt Schilling