I suppose working out trades with St. Louis and San Francisco that Stanton refused were all part of the long con.

Good sir. In our day, we never cursed the Lord as we whipped our property. Please refrain from such crude language.

I got through the first three before throwing up in my mouth.

Wow. If you’ve lost Rom Romberts, you’ve lost America.

I’m honestly surprised that this is the first batch where I can recall seeing “as an amateur bodybuilder...” in a letter.

I don’t understand the fuss. Everyone they hire is a Brown.

Jesus. You do realize nobody want to live in Missouri, unless the absolutely fucking have to, yes?

The problem is that LaVar thinks he’s Joe Jackson managing three Michaels. When in reality, at least one of them is a Tito.

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

If it makes you feel any better, Rosen could be Joe Montana reincarnated and he would still suck on the Browns.

Over the past year? My dude, if you think it’s just recently happened, you haven’t been paying attention

Your mouths are wrong. What a fucking catastrophe

I mean, no offense, but if I see a 9-minute *porn* clip I’m like “nah, too long.” Nine minutes of pizza-eating-and-ranking video is about 8:57 too long.

I think this is more common than you think. In Boston, every time the camera catches someone drinking Coke, they pan up to Reggie Lewis’ jersey hanging from the rafters.

congrats to Steve King’s new pr team

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

Shitty way to Remember a Guy.

Lose games so the next coach can have a better draft pick, why?

Long time lurker, first time caller.

Ben McAdipship is the worst god damn coach in the league. Almost none of this season is Eli’s fault and Geno is NOT our future so why do this at all? It’s not going to change anything. At least start David Webb if you insist on goung this route. Ruining a streak like that because you are a petty ass hat who can’t…