well he sure as hell cant go on the defensive amirite

Sounds like a mismatch.

The gap between pros and amateurs is like if neither you nor I could ever make a free throw.

Definitely. I watched my friend kickflip like a 25 stair set, and by doing so he was a real local legend, he even unlocked Chad Muska as a playable char..AH SHIT, that was Tony Hawk Pro Skater for N64, never mind.

John Turturro looking fuckin FIT these days.

He killed his paw

Oedipus Tex?

Robert Kraft with the chair.

A mysterious series of lightning bolts striking both Goodell and Jones simultaneously.

Hey Aubrey, if the earth is only 6,000 years old, then how do you explain the existence of Jamie Moyer?

Denying evolution is almost quaint and nostalgic in this era of Trumpian malaise.

Jerry and Bob McNair will tear down the players’ library, too. Gone... sealed off, brick-by-brick. They’ll have them a little book barbecue in the yard. They’ll see the flames for miles. They’ll dance around it like wild Injuns! You understand them? Catching their drift?... Or are they being obtuse?

Cool. Expect commissioner Jerry Jones to have 2 Thursday night games a week next year. 3 if these ungrateful assholes don’t stop disrespecting our troops.

Man, white people do -not- like to be reminded they’re white.

Cody seems like a dude who is always on the verge of quitting because he’d “like to farm some day.”

If only he had millions of dollars to fall back on

If Richard Spencer didn’t follow basketball, he’d probably have no qualms including a guy named Kyle O’Quinn.

Take away Kyle O’Quinn there, and you have Richard Spencer’s vision for the Nationalist Basketball Association.

The spirit of Brian Cardinal will just find another host.

Yankees fans like myself along with AL East fans remember him as a Jay.