He looks ok in his profile picture at least:

Looking at that picture, I tried to imagine them having sex and all I could come up with was this...

It makes me happy that they are unhappy. I don’t care if that makes me a shitty person.

My favorite was:

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Oh I think most fanbases are happy with the Giants o-line.

Change “Eli Manning fraudulent autograph scandal” to “RGIII fraudulent autograph scandal” and that thing would have a lot more legs -

Counterpoint: This is an owner who campaigned to screw over Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder.

They haven’t had a tight end catch a pass since Mark Bavaro

It’s tough to watch him recede like this. I really didn’t think he’d be one of these hair today, gone tomorrow guys. Figured you could plug him into any system and he could expose all sorts of coverage issues.

Why they gotta be white?

I assume they’ll all be blacklisted?

Just as a reminder… These are not monuments honoring the dead. They are monuments erected after Plessy v Ferguson as a reminder to black people to stay in their lane.

It’s so weird how the media isn’t discussing Warren Sapp’s visit to work with the defensive line of a terrible sports team. Maybe the guy who wanted that to be the story shouldn’t have waded directly into the red-hot social conversation of the week with a terrible hot take that would obviously be immediately reported…

Hahaha...this contest is over; give that man the $10,000!