KKKayfabe

Death cures everything!

Isn’t at-will employment great, alt-right guys?

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

the only cardinals fan to ignore the black guy and attack the white guy

A Kiss-Muff Story

People are fans of the Buffalo Bills for one reason: They want to get angry at something, and it sure as hell isn’t going to be their own alcoholism.

You don’t know who’s in his dildo group. What if there are multiple Toms sharing dildos? Things could get awkward.

Haters. I predict at minimum, 10 of Hackenberg’s passes will result in touchdowns.

You know nothin’, Jon Snow, don’cha know.

The Nort Remembers

Unsurprisingly, our fans are among the most difficult, intransigent, hyper-defensive individuals on the planet. I would say talking to them is like talking to a wall, but walls don’t interrupt. I would say it’s like talking to a child, but children have the capacity to learn.

I’ve never had a bad situation with an Apple product that Apple themselves couldn’t make worse.

“This guy can’t throw. What the hell are we going to do?”

Cody Kessler

They should just release a highlight reel of Brock standing and singing along to the National Anthem and watch the trade offers come flying in.

Also, they used a Metallica font and an AC/DC pun. Jesus fucking christ.

Imagine, if you will, if the White House’s previous occupant regularly lost his shit and rage tweeted while being completely unable to regulate his tone, mood, words, and terrible temper. Imagine if a woman was President and acted like Trump, an emotional lunatic unable to tell the truth even when it would be rational…