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You seem to dislike joy.

Damn, people sure are grumpy about this. The mom is pretty open about the fact that she helps, and the kid seems super into it and excited. I doubt it was the mom's idea: do you know how time-consuming that shit must be?

My reaction upon seeing this was some combination of, "OH MY GOD MY OVARIES" and "I want this little girl's sass".

Is it weird that I kind of like Mayhem as a child's name? Maybe not a first name, but I would totally throw that in as a middle name.

Sheesh, all these people saying that they don't think a four year old is capable, blah, blah, blah need to shut up. Maybe just sit back, lighten up, and enjoy the cuteness. The mom and her collaborate..BFD. The internets is apparently in a pissy mood today.

In some cases, I like her construction paper dress better.

Dude. I barely put on clean clothes each day.

And i can't even make a paper airplane :( this girl is amazing!

I can't believe she didn't photoshop out any of those wrinkles!

omg i want her!

You missed the best part of the parrot story - he's called 'Hercule'!

The film version will star Betty White. Obviously.

"There's a difference."

Well. Given how much everyone complains about every president, trying something different seems like a logical choice.

There's just a DIFFERENCE guys. A DIFFERENCE. THERE JUST IS.

Bill —

Well, a woman, what if she's not hot? How could you respect her? And what if she IS hot? How could you respect her?

I want to go to there.

Love this lipstick color.

I'm thankful people like Wilmore exist to eloquently explain my rage aneurism every time someone says "The War of Northern Aggression"

I love Larry Wilmore, I love this piece, and I love any writers that had a hand in it - it was brilliant.