I was a bridesmaid in a friend's wedding recently. They ordered a barbecue buffet from their favorite local barbecue joint, and donated the leftovers to the homeless shelter. Now THAT'S how you do a wedding dinner. :P

Hetero single woman here, and I loveloveLOVE my spiders. Of course, we have no poisonous ones in Alaska, and we have mosquitoes up the ass, so... spiders = my allies.

Hmm.

I went to a place once that expected me to pay for my own food and beverages while someone else took care of "decor, photography, attire" and the rest.

It was called a restaurant.

I found the whole thing incredibly gauche, so I never went back.

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?? If you can't afford your lavish, $200/plate wedding without expecting your guests to pay for it, then don't fucking have a lavish, $200/plate wedding, you spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats.

A pox on all people who think that the amount given at a wedding should match the 'per head' cost of that wedding. A massive pox.

MRA anything. "Men have it harder than women these days." "Men totally get screwed in divorces." "Women have it easier because boobs."

Biggest boner killer? Not reading. I'm with John Waters on this one. We may like different books/authors (the Boy Heathen and I only share a few favorite books) but not knowing about huge books? Unforgivable. I went out on a date with a guy I thought I really liked. He was GORGEOUS and funny and we liked the same…

Votes GOP.

1) Sexism, racism, or other similar bigotry.

Emails or texts that confuse they're/their etc.

A Maxim in the bathroom.

most rape reports are false

Further proof that everyone who whines about "political correctness" is just saying "When I act like a racist/sexist/homophobic asshole, society doesn't give me its unqualified blessing like it used to."

However, props to Senator Josh Stein for this:

The first time I did that I felt like I had PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER

I'm just going to continue pointing out on every single Dove story that they are owned by Unilever who also own Axe (they of the stupid misogynistic body spray ads.) Cynical desperate marketing FTW.

This ad goes one step further: you're not valuable if you're not lovely and laughing and smiling and super pleasant 24/7, for the enjoyment of people watching you, like a little girl instead of a grown woman.

I truly believe I was cursed by an evil witch godmother to never look good in photos. Every photo I take I look SO awkward in. I make weird faces and it's always terrible for me. Will Dove fix that?

There are two foolproof ways to fend off a pickup artist.

Buster Bluth Guide to being a Pick Up Artist: