If you barge into a conversation you don't understand and start issuing declarative statements without listening first then yeah, you deserve criticism. The problem is that men are so socialized to speak their minds because their thoughts are Important, and then they start talking about things as though they have…

What I'm getting here from your comment says a whole lot more about you than it does about Patton. Just FYI.

There's a degree to which I feel like misogynistic assholes aren't so much gay as they are completely self-obsessed. So no, I don't think he's attracted to men (other than himself), but I feel like his desire toward women is more a desire to consume/destroy them (through sex and objectification) than it is a genuine…

I saw "Can't we love them both?" and thought "I don't know- can you?"

Dear Ken: fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. I run the finances in my household - in fact, of the couples I know, nearly ALL the women handle the finances. So, yes, I'm perfectly aware that "free" usually doesn't mean "free". Also, if you'll go back to your Bible "Men Are From Mars, etc etc", you'll notice (I believe)…

but i do think there's also a gaming community specific thing with the word nigga.

"I am very disappointed that my son has been talking like my constituents."

If you still lived in SF, you could come over right now and I could have it ready for you. But with real potatoes, b/c, instant? Um, no. I could do either processed daiya/tofutti/bacobit version, OR unprocessed cashew/coconut bacon version. Your call.

There used to be a bar in Chicago where mashed potatoes were their thing. They had like 100 different toppings you could order. Good times. Also, instant mashed potatoes are disgusting. This man cannot be trusted with food-based things.

An OBGYN once told me, "Women have abortions because they care about motherhood." It's stuck with me ever since because it's so simple and so true.

I wish there was a machine that could transfer unwanted pregnancies into pro-life men. That way everyone would win. Future girl scientists of the world get to work!

See that' a lot of codicils you have to attach to makes this not useless and reprehensible.

Well I really do appreciate your response, very much. I just think that the 1% they would allow is STILL hypocritical to their fetal rights claim, and it seems you do, too?

Team Let's Talk Diets!

This is quite possibly the most naive thing I've ever heard.

Yup. No one is less impressive than when they feel the need to impress with their credentials rather than their points.

Exactly the impression I got. He seemed kind of desperate for a laugh (let's face it, most stand-ups are). Heck, the host had sharper humor than he did. Meanwhile Lindy is spewing raw wit and an articulate argument.

You can have my chocolate when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Did you imagine a perfect Stepford wife sort of look? I find her looks logical actually. She's so rich and powerful she can actually afford to not give a fuck.

Really? It's ok to snark on her? Her words are the issue, not her appearance. At least the OP was being polite about it. Unlike the rest of you.