Being obsessed and preachy about your diet, whatever it happens to be, is really fucking annoying, no question. But a fair number of vegetarians and vegans have started saying they eat a plant-based diet in an attempt to avoid the inevitable condescension, mocking and anger they get whenever people find out they don’t…

One time I turned on the radio and Hey There Delilah was playing. So I switched the station, and Hey There Delilah was playing. It was everywhere and it never stopped!

The Wedding Singer is great, but I was surprised by how much i enjoyed Big Daddy. It’s popcorn, obviously, but it’s fun popcorn, and I really liked the portrayal of the gay couple as well — just two perfectly normal guys who happened to be gay. No jokes about it, no weird innuendo or discomfort. That was damned…

Governors’ is correct — the NYT already caught and fixed it.

Yeah, but Seth and Ryan were madly in love.

My favorite unhealthy salad is lime jello made with heavy syrup from canned pears instead of water, then mixed with pureed pears, cream cheese and whipped heavy cream. It’s like a heart attack in a bowl, but it’s ridiculously delicious.

Nobody likes animal names for pets anymore. I have a Buster and a Sophie — I though there would be a million Busters and not a lot of Sophies, but I had it backward. Roughly 2/3 of the female dogs at the dog park are Sophies, Sadies, or Chloes.

I still can’t wrap my mind around that fact that Twilight fanfiction (BAD Twilight fanfiction, no less) blew up the way it did.

I really think that’s what all the “Trump wants to fuck his daughter” stuff is about. Trump’s measure of a woman’s worth is entirely about whether or not he’d like to stick his dick into her. So when he wants to say “Ivanka is super awesome,” he has no language beyond “I’d totally hit that.”

Well, that’s unfortunate. The book is great, and I’m waiting impatiently for the sequels (which have ridiculously long wait lists at the library).

I don’t know how accurate it is from a breed standpoint (apparently my dog is Lhasa Apso/chow/chihuahua/miniature schnauzer/DNA soup), but it was really interesting when I did Wisdom Panel. They sent a 16-page report with a ton of information, including a family tree going back to great great grandparents and quite a…

I keep confusing Extinction with Annihilation. I really hope the latter isn’t stupid, since I loved the book.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was pretty great. Val Kilmer is a nutjob.

Also? Grilled cheese sandwiches.

Still less ridiculous than Gary Abernathy -- AKA the guy who only has a column because he was the only newspaper editor stupid enough to endorse Trump before the election -- though.

You can totally use them to find out your dog is such ridiculous mutt that he’s basically impossible to describe, though.

I liked the boat sinking parts!

Sex hand was physically impossible

Yeah, I wish more people understood that. Some of the larger breeds are very low energy, and much better suited to apartment living than many of the smaller breeds. Most places seem to go by weight, though, often with a coda about “bully breeds.” I learned very quickly that saying, “I don’t know what my dog is, but he…

No arguments there. Also, a dog that’s barking all day and night is almost certainly miserable, and shouldn’t be in that situation in the first place.