Governors’ is correct — the NYT already caught and fixed it.

Yeah, but Seth and Ryan were madly in love.

My favorite unhealthy salad is lime jello made with heavy syrup from canned pears instead of water, then mixed with pureed pears, cream cheese and whipped heavy cream. It’s like a heart attack in a bowl, but it’s ridiculously delicious.

Nobody likes animal names for pets anymore. I have a Buster and a Sophie — I though there would be a million Busters and not a lot of Sophies, but I had it backward. Roughly 2/3 of the female dogs at the dog park are Sophies, Sadies, or Chloes.

I still can’t wrap my mind around that fact that Twilight fanfiction (BAD Twilight fanfiction, no less) blew up the way it did.

I really think that’s what all the “Trump wants to fuck his daughter” stuff is about. Trump’s measure of a woman’s worth is entirely about whether or not he’d like to stick his dick into her. So when he wants to say “Ivanka is super awesome,” he has no language beyond “I’d totally hit that.”

Well, that’s unfortunate. The book is great, and I’m waiting impatiently for the sequels (which have ridiculously long wait lists at the library).

I don’t know how accurate it is from a breed standpoint (apparently my dog is Lhasa Apso/chow/chihuahua/miniature schnauzer/DNA soup), but it was really interesting when I did Wisdom Panel. They sent a 16-page report with a ton of information, including a family tree going back to great great grandparents and quite a…

I keep confusing Extinction with Annihilation. I really hope the latter isn’t stupid, since I loved the book.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was pretty great. Val Kilmer is a nutjob.

Also? Grilled cheese sandwiches.

Still less ridiculous than Gary Abernathy -- AKA the guy who only has a column because he was the only newspaper editor stupid enough to endorse Trump before the election -- though.

You can totally use them to find out your dog is such ridiculous mutt that he’s basically impossible to describe, though.

I liked the boat sinking parts!

Sex hand was physically impossible

Yeah, I wish more people understood that. Some of the larger breeds are very low energy, and much better suited to apartment living than many of the smaller breeds. Most places seem to go by weight, though, often with a coda about “bully breeds.” I learned very quickly that saying, “I don’t know what my dog is, but he…

No arguments there. Also, a dog that’s barking all day and night is almost certainly miserable, and shouldn’t be in that situation in the first place.

Replying to my own comment, since TheGCU deleted my last one:

There’s a whole lot of room between “no animal should ever be put down ever for any reason” and “dogs should be slaughtered wholesale because there are too many of them and it pisses me off that some of them live in apartments.”

Considering that millions of healthy dogs and cats are euthanized in the U.S. every year, I’m not sure where you’re getting the idea that “no one wants to correct the mistake.” Lowering the population of dogs and cats is a major initiative of just about every shelter and pet rescue out there — they’d just prefer to do…