One hand in the air, if you don't really care,
Middle finger in the air, if you don't really care,
It's like that sometimes, man, ridisqusulous,
Life can be sometimes ridisqusulous.

The Bubble Bowl band training episode of Spongebob Squarepants is fantastic.

(checks link)

Nice…

Indubitably.

Yes.

I feel like you could always tell how late in the evening it is by how many phone-sex line advertisements are airing on television.

Michael Slovis

My picks:
1st decade: Murphy
2nd decade: Phil Hartman
3rd decade: Amy Poehler
4th decade: Bill Hader

What…what is this?!??

Wow, way to make the understatement of the decade, Hitler!

Sounds like I should catch up.

NBC Voiceover Guy has a bright future ahead of him as an old-timey Vegas nightclub singer.

After three months, are you still sick of it?

Just copy this verbatim:
http://blogs.houstonpress.c…

11th price is a set of steak knives….for them to be stabbed by.

If this was an attempt at a joke, then you've failed terribly.

He seemed like someone who battled a lot of demons over the past few decades. I believe he was submitted into rehab last month, too. Very sad.

Martinez? Neat-o!

Oh shit, I knew I needed to do something…