So all 15000 of you are ecstatic?

Your experiences are definitely your own and should be rationalized as such. Not every school is on the brink.

I usually don't advocate violence but we sorely need to start decapitation of the rich.

Its your life, live it beautifully, Sonobello!

As long as those creepy happy meals aren't involved everything is copacetic in my book.

Ask me no questions of how the chickens arrived under the heat lamp and I'll tell you no lies about how the chickens arrived under the heat lamp

Actually the calculus might not mete out that size 10+ women sales would be worth it with additional purchasing, inventory and floor space costs.

they should stop pumping obnoxious perfume out of their doors. I always feel like anarchists miss the low hanging fruit in Seattle.

Chris Martin, Culture Warrior.

More money than sense and less taste than sense.

It's also an illusion that this entails most of their line - they sell a lot of the same clothing you can find anywhere else, it just happens to have the Armani brand (sometimes, maybe).

It's kinda sad that it just winds up in the pocket of another rich person though.

Can't disagree there.

Look at their inventory and tell me that any of it conveys a sense of class or luxury. I can't! Mostly because its screen printed jersey t-shirts or polo shirts.

Cost, function, parents living vicariously through their children (although I suppose that's half the reason parents pop them out), the absurdity of 10 year olds in a market research group opining about how they are just wild for Armani...its just everything about a brand like Armani trading in child's clothing rubs…

On the other hand - fuck the concept of Armani Junior.

When I was working minimum wage and living in a house with 4 other guys I definitely couldn't ever avoid washing my jeans. 2 weeks of daily wear and they get funky. And in a house with 4 other people you don't have room in your freezer (Jaeger bombs on demand to give you an idea of what this house was like) and you…

Jesus, that gif is perfect. I do that thing on daily basis

"So can I buy you a drink?"

I wouldn't. It'd be more weird to go on a reality TV show to complain vaguely about the incongruency in sexual wants between you and your SO.