Paddy cake paddy cake bakers men, glaze my face as fast as you can.

THANK YOU

You speak in nothing but truth here.

Pray to god you don't google that. God, this is a tough one to explain without being gross and graphic.

I don't know, that seems a bit too mundane to raise the hackles. I'm guessing semen play.

Parents willing to pay are the worst.

Jimmy Fallon at 9 was paid for.

But I don't know if he only bangs 10s yet.

Maybe it's related to how you quantify women's looks.

Where have all the safe places gone?

My least favorite emotion: Boredom.

Who selected that model and why is she making that face.

God, I feel like I should become the worlds worst concierge by merely travelling to England.

Although the alliteration of "To the Tailor" has a ring to it, Haberdasher is more fun to say and conveys the gist.

Whats it like at a job that requires you to talk about Jimmy Fallon?

I hate the idea of Mexican families eating old el paso taco shells. I'd make a grand wager that old el paso sells more taco shells in des moines iowa than the entirety of mexico on a annual basis. The ads use an erroneous schema to lend cultural identity to their product - a product that is shit.

TO THE HABERDASHER!

Ive gone by several handles on gawker and I think I've written a rant about old el paso taco shells advertising on each one.

Richard Sherman pulls it off.

RIGHT?!?! RIGHT!?!