I always confuse her for Oscar Wilde.

The quick wit we've come to expect from Honey Boo Boo

It was nice of Robert S. to factor inflation into his review updates.

what are you rambling on about???

Evan Mathis' real bar tab:

Nope. You'll never get out if this life alive.

I really want someone with calligraphy skills to start trolling these "traditional" medicine assholes and write into their books things like "hunters toenails, know as a cure for the common cold for centuries, very good for the chi, take twice a week" and "poacher scrotum is best remedy for small manhood and feeds the…

Oh, I mourn the little Macon Cheese I never got around to birthing.

PREGNANT & BETRAYED is the name of my new band!!!

I agree, peace oot!

Yessssss

"If these men and women are fit for military service, then surely they are fit to mentor, to teach, and to serve as role models for the leaders of future generations"

Slender Man to voice himself.

...sigh.

The worst part is knowing that the "World's Greatest Aunt" mug she gave her was a total farce

Dude. I'm not even going to read your reply—and I'm sorry about that, but I've had a long day. I just wanted to reply to you to say that I never told anyone to educate themselves. Someone else did. I just was annoyed that someone threw out a relevant piece of historical information, provided a link, and said,…

I'm now picturing a drunk Mary Richards saying "Thank you, Mr. Mugger" on the MTM episode where she discovers that nobody wants to watch good news. I wish I could find the clip on YouTube.

You forgot our most sacred ancient cultural robes...the Canadian Tuxedo!

Nothing is beyond cultural critique. NOTHING!