JIM FRANKY IS THE NICKAGE OF THE TWATTER GENRATION. HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME!

I LIEK THE WAY YOU INTERNET TALK. CLEARLY A SMART MANNERWOMAN LEKI MISSELF, THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY!

THE MEDIA TURNED BIG BOI'S LOVE OF KAT BUSH INTO AN EPIC OF JR TALKIN' PROPORTIONS.

IF ANYBODY COMES TO MY RESTRANT WITH THEIR SHRIVELED JOHNSUN OUT, I'M GONNA PUT THEM IN THE STEINER RECLINER AND MAKE THEM WISH THEY HAD INSIDE JOHNSON.

IMMA JUST KEEP CALLIN' 'EM UNEDUCATED REDNECKS, THOUGH THE EDUCATED ONES AIN'T MUCH BETTER!

A ZOMBIE LEMMY COHEN WOULD WRITE SUM FUCKED UP MUSIC!

STEVEN TYLER PERRY IS THE SAME AGE AS BRIAN ENUS. LOOK AT HOW THEY BOTH DRESSED IN THE 70S AND LOOK AT HOW THEY DRESS TODAY. NOW, I AIN'T A MAN TO BE TELLIN' ANOTHER MAN HOW TO DRESS, BUT I THINK ENUS HAS THE RIGHT IDEA!

big poppa pump, after some seris introspection, just can't please his freaks today. things are gonna change in the gubermint-for the worse-an they're gonna change fast. people say that the presdent cant change much, but this one will have a lot of supprt in gubermint and has encouraged some pretty shitty behavior in…

YOU AINT NEED BULLETS WHEN YOUR MUSSELS HAVE MUSSELS!

TALK ABOUT YOUR ALTERED BEAST!

YA LETS BOO BRUCE AND CHEER FOR TED NOGGIN. IT'S LIKE THESE LOOSERS DONT EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC. WHAT HAS NOGGIN DONE? STRADDLEHOLD? THAT'S IT!

I DID A TOUR OF MAXICO IN 96 AND SOME LUNCHADORS TOOK ME TO A RESTRANT AND WANTED ME TO TRY THE CHEVYCHASE. I TOLD THEM WHY IM STILL TRYING TO GET THE TASTE OF HIS TALKSHOW OUTTA MY MOUTH! THEY DIDNT LAUGH BUT THERE WAS A LANGUAGE BERRY.

THEY WERE GONNA MAKE A VALIANT COVER OF BIG POPPA PUMP BUT I TOLD THEM THEY WERE GONNA NEED TO MAKE IT A POP UP COVER SO THAT MY PEAKS WERE REALIST RENDERED!

AW, THIS OLD REDNECK AGAIN??

CAN I STILL WATCH SCREWED THAT MOVIE IS FUNNY!

FREAKZILLA
BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY
SCOTT STEINER
BIG POPPA PUMP
SCOTT CARL RECHSTEINER
THE CUTE QUIET STEINER BROTHER
ME
STEINER TIGER

BOB MOULD WROTE FOR DUBYACEEDUB! GOGGLE IT!

WHY VISIT RANDY'S GRAVE, TO BURY HIM ONE LAST TIME??? STAY AWAY! HE DIDN'T LIKE YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOU, YOU RACIST. YOU'RE BALD!

JIMMY FALBERT ONCE DID A PROMO WITH ME BACK IN MY DUBYASEEDUBBADAYS. SO I'M GIVIN' A REALLY DRAMATIC SPEECH TO THE CAMERA, RIGHT? ABOUT HOW MY PEAKS PLEASE THE FREAKS, AND HOW BEAUTIFUL THE BIG DIPPER CAN BE AT NIGHT AND ALLICAN HEAR BEHIND ME IS "WAHAHA PEAKS! WAHAHA DIPPER!" SO WE CUT FOR COMMERCIAL AND I TURN TO…

THOSE VODKA SWILLING FUCKS HAVE BEEN TRYNA HACK FREAKZILLA'S SHONEY'S SOCCER MEDIA TEAM! I CAN'T BREAK THE WORD ABOUT EVENTS AT MY RESTRANT ANYMORE! TETRIS PLAYING REDNECKS WANNA KNOW HOW TO RUN A BREAKFAST BUFFET BUT THEY CAN'T CUZ THEY'RE POOR! STEVEN SAGGLE BETTER WATCH MY ASS BECAUSE THE MAN WITH THE WORLD'S…