I just want everyone to know right the damn hell now that if you say anything bad about Bill Walton in these comment streets, you will answer to the banhands.

Can I come to your events?

I wish I could tell whether this post was a joke in response to the part about privilege.

I kicked him in the shins last night at happy hour and he didn't do shit about it, so you tell me

I think you completely missed making your point... But thank you for that jab about being all conference in high school, I'm glad my legend is spreading!

I love that goal... The fact that it's in the 2nd minute at White Hart Lane makes it even that much better

Chamberlain's one-two return to Rosicky and his reaction to the goal are just a couple of reasons why I'm so grateful he's in the side. What a wonderful guy!

Sometimes you see shots to the dick and think, "that looked more like inner-thigh."

Grouping Deuce in with the "failed and came back" crew is rather unfair. He came back at 30 (on the downside of most players' careers) and it wasn't like he was particularly bad for Tottenham either. And he'd been pretty obviously successful at Fulham. Frankly, he's closer to the "star coming over for a retirement…

I've been going to MLS games since the inaugural season, and grew up in one of the league's first academy programs. Free tickets to watch the senior side play and everything. When I moved here, I mostly went to games when friends were playing, or to watch Thierry Henry. He's been my favorite player since 1998, which…

He later got a yellow card for shoving a Liverpool player, but look at the circumstances!

Guys, guys, I can clear this one up for you.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

That's a really smart position (it's 8.5%, but you're still 100 percent correct in this and all other matters).

That picture sold me on the validity of this story. I can say with near certainty that that is in fact a wallet, and that is in fact a Marshawn Lynch jersey.

No wonder soccer struggles so much in America. They've been paying the players in pounds.

Hell, this makes the NCAA look good

So no beer, they have to move the tournament to the winter when all the European leagues are still going on, you might go to jail if you're gay, and they are basically using slave labor to build stadiums which will have no purpose after the tournament. FIFA makes the NFL look like Amnesty International.

As someone who has never met you and lives in New York City, I support this decision.

So, Kyle Wagner is a tripod?