She clearly had no idea the founder is Jewish and was definitely not in on the joke. She was just straight up saying some terrible shit.

Seeing it on paper really drives home how fucked we are.

This group looked terrible on both legs. Besides a few flashes from Hyndman, not much to get excited about. Why weren’t Brooks, Carter-Vickers, Green, or Zelalem in the team???

This is kind of the reverse corollary to the “play kinda well at Arsenal and end up in Barcelona, where you will stink” scenario. See Cesc Fabregas, Alex Song, Thomas Vermaelen, Alex Hleb.

I’m sensing a real lack of synergy here.

Are the brief moments of brilliance from Messi, Neymar, and Suarez worth watching Barca pass backwards and sideways 700 times? I know shitting on tik-taka football is everyone’s new favorite pastime but when they employ it against a team with a relatively well organized backline and midfield, it really is boring to…

Costa Rica’s main goal threat is Joel Campbell. American Arsenal supporters are not worried about this draw.

Guess that might explain why he was a “tearful mess”. Aw. Samer.

I really do wish Ronaldo and Scoles were best friends though.

I am I going crazy or does her hair turn blonde when she dabs in the second to last .gif??

I think we can all agree Sergio Ramos definitely cannot pull off a reverse dunk on a real rim.

30 inch vertical off two feet. He can dunk.

Wait, this is all from one game? What the hell.

I loved everything about this article, but dammit Puja, if there is a line to get on the rower tonight I am putting the blame squarely on your shoulders.

We need noted basketball/soccer person Steve Nash to weigh in on this.

“Like Dempsey, Bradley had success in MLS before embarking on a foreign odyssey that (so far) failed to land him at an elite European club.” I hope this subtle dig at Spurs was intentional.

Who is having a worse day today, this guy or the Michigan punter?

Fitting that Wesley goes to the NYT and writes this amazing piece on identity which would never have been published on a Worldwide Leader property.

I agree that the lack of promotion and relegation is evidence of the systemic failure by the powers that be at US Soccer and MLS, but even if promotion and relegation had been introduced when MLS had started, I don’t think it would have made much of a difference. Until US Soccer moves past its suburban, elitist,…

Thank you for asking the hard questions Leslie. SO MANY people in NY wear these dumb things despite them looking incredibly dumb and uncomfortable. It took me months to even realize they were headphones, I don’t get it.