... what? I’m “not allowed” to empathize with her? Or am I supposed to doubt that what she’s saying about how she feels is true? Because if that’s the case, you’re basically arguing that no one can ever know if anyone is telling the truth about their grief or happiness, and that is a straw man argument if I ever heard…

You know, just as soon as women start killing men as often as men kill women, I’m sure everyone here will start taking this epidemic seriously. Until then, fuck you.

Edmund Blackadder: “The criminals’ vanity always makes them make one tiny but fatal mistake. Theirs was to have their entire conspiracy printed and published in play manuscript form...”

“Just run the presses — print money,”

You make an excellent point.

lol, my historical memory goes all the way back two years, when Sasse refused to meet Merrick Garland. Fuck him. Apparently he sees the role of the Supreme Court as being ensuring that Republican priorities are read into every single law.

So? People still have legal rights during searches. She was only providing him with information on legal resources, and the police’s response to that was disproportionate.

There’s actually a self-portrait that Stephen Miller keeps well-hidden in his attic that strangely gets more and more comely as the actual man says and does awful shit. It’s really rather quite backwards.

Good Lord, the American right really likes making empty threats of violence and doom and gloom.

“can’t”? Or “won’t”?

Zooming in on Mike Pence’s eyes, he clearly has a terrible makeup artist who can’t select a good skin color match for his under eye concealer. I wonder why no top makeup artist is available to the Vice President. Hmmm.

Oh Mike, we all yearn for a more respectful time, but the problem is I want a time where all people are respected, and you want a time where women and black people weren’t so upity.

Hey, Pence.

Yessss. The people detained at the Northwest Detention Center have a history of advocacy so glad to see them join in.

But Honk is right... “syncopants” is the most adorable word I’ve seen all week! I’d like a pair of syncopants in a size 10 Regular. 

I’m so sorry for this, it’s such bad form to mock typos and spelling errors, but I need to point out just how much I ABSOLUTELY LOVE the word "syncopants." 

Especially when the judge explicitly tells you that you can’t research the law on your own.

I consider myself a fairly intelligent person and I think I would definitely be out of my element when dealing with these kind of financial crimes. It’s not simple shit and many or most people know nothing about it and many people just don’t really have the capacity to learn about it during a relatively short trial. 

“the lil corns are lawless”

Well, to be fair, that level of misogyny proves he really understood John Updike’s vision.