Tooth isn’t tooth.

My Lab, the friendliest creature on earth, would have demanded that we take the oarfish home and let it live with him in his crate. It would be a tight squeeze but he’d make room and share the water bowl.

Maybe it’s made of sea fronds; and with fronds like those you don’t need anemones!

Uhhh...isn’t that just a clump of frozen seaweed? Which, by the way, would probably be smelly. Am I missing something here? Is this like a blue dress/gold dress thing?

Please take this star as a token of my gratitude for evoking genuine hearty laughter ⭐️

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Never forget the time Aretha Franklin performed a concert for a crowd that was way bigger than the one at Donald Trump’s Inauguration.

Nobody, it’s a stick-free environment!

Speaking of Saudi Arabia, pro-Saudi and state media are currently waging a bonkers propaganda campaign against Canada.

Seriously, they’re an amazing source of protein that could feed a lot of people in areas with insecure sources of water. I have a bag of cricket flour and it can easily be added as a protein booster into loads of different foods.

When all the crops die and all we have are fat juicy locusts, you’ll all be lining up for my Chapulin Chalupa Chandwiches.

Your loss. Venison is delicious.

If they are ground up into itty bitty particles and used as an additive to something and I can’t taste them or know that they are in there, then yeah, fine, whatever, I’d eat ‘em. But knowingly and on purpose? Eeeeeeehhhhh maybe? Not very often? I don’t know. I can’t decide.

If the only reason the main character lost weight is because her jaw was wired shut and she was physically incapable of eating, wouldn’t she eventually gain the weight back once her jaw was un-wired (especially if she is “insatiable”)? If you had to make this kind of story, wouldn’t that make a more interesting…

First of all, everyone pees in the shower.

Isopods ain’t deserve that. 

Due to genetics, my 13 year old is tall and thin with long legs. I’m going to have to talk to her about body image. Great. Thanks.

Hi. What is the point of your post?

You were happier when we were glorifying unrealistically masculine white male ideals?

Dude, you need to recalibrate your sarcasm detector.