‘Shopped actually, here’s the source material:

Ice Cream Man Live, 82-

Please, please explain how money spent at casinos and strip clubs can ever be considered for government use. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

Because wingnuts need to balance the Ahmed Mohamed story with one of their own, so they wave any flag they can get their hands on to declare any kind of victory they can.

Texas HS football players have enlisted special teams in their war against the refs.

No. Not really. Not at all. And I’m saying that as someone who definitely is not supporting Clinton in the primary. First, as I understand it, all of the investigations are being requested by Republican officials. Independent probes already have cleared Clinton multiple times. It isn’t that it’s one long thing being…

I think there’s some real confusion going on in this article and, then not shockingly, in the comments below. In Tibetan Buddhism, any sex that’s not straight up generic sex meant for creating a new life is considered misconduct. That’s for everyone, and it’s rooted in many things, not the least of which is the idea…

“For a Muslim no government can make laws, only laws have been set forth in Koran.”

Well, I know what I’m expecting on next week’s Wait Wait. I even read this with Bill Kurtis’s voice.

A woman named Angela Kipp

Little Miss Angela
Sat in her Hyundai Sonata
Eating her curds & whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And revealed her nine-year-old as the actual adult in the room

Plus spiders! Gah!

Encrotchment - 5 yard penalty. Declined.

Just another way, all the incredible nurses out there are saving our lives.

because the muslin is trying to destoy hour contry.

“You don’t have to do anything, son, if you can explain the gist of other people’s accomplishments charismatically.”

Actually, Egregious Lying is leading the polls.