Truth, I had 19 abortions this way. Sometimes I wasn’t even pregnant, they’re just so good at it.

No, no, what they mean is, women go in for HIV testing, and then they get the hard sell, and upgrade to an abortion.

I said it before, 100 years from now school children will read about these fuck nuts and think the same way as we did while reading about slave owners. Way to consistently be on the wrong side of history, Republicans. I mean, you would think eventually they would trip and fall on to the decent thing but no, they…

Asshole

‘Well yeah because testing for HIV kills babies! That is sciences!’ -The Governor of Texas

“Uh...weed delivery guy. Need a signature.”

Sample essay titles: “On Calicos and Condescension: A Year with Fluffles” and “The Woman Who Mistook Her Cat for a Hat.”

“Your shenanigans...someday…”

I hear Cat Fancy Magazine, too, is gonna stop showing pussies, opting instead for thought pieces by Lewis Lapham and Paula Poundstone.

Thanks, Obama!

Condolences:

She’s not in charge of pursuing the criminal case. All she can do is report it. After that it’s up to the police and the DA. It says right there in the article that the LA investigators are reviewing the criminal case.

I don’t have many feelings about Gene Simmons

Bills fan? Must be anthrax.

[unsheathed lightsaber noise]

Found him