Thank God I’m never funny here. Nor sarcastic.

Fox News reports that police are considering a “love triangle”

Well, good!

They have paid me nothing so I think they have certainly gotten their moneys worth... cough...

Yep. I get a huge kick out of that every time I bitch about Nick Denton.

I would - happily! You’re preaching to the choir.

Which is why I amused that each new version of their commenting system makes it more and more difficult to read comments. You would think if comments are an important part of their business model - which they are, or at least should be, because I am guessing the percent of time spent reading articles vs time spent…

“Well, this is thoroughly depressing.”

There is one...its called “The Incredibles”

This headline is tasteless joke entrapment.

I’ve heard of getting in touch with your roots, but this is ridiculous.

Oh cum all ye faithful.

So it’s sort of the opposite of why most churches have to close.

i can only imagine it went down exactly like this

“I’m more into stealing from black musicians from the 30’s”

Almost under the radar with that one. And J.R. “Bob” Dobbs as an avatar to boot.

Whoa... the Uber drivers down under sound insane. You better run; you better take cover.

I gather Trump wants to go back to the income tax, banking, and monopoly laws that were in effect when our economy, education, and standard of living were at their peak?

Once again, personal responsibility is for the poors. It's never the executive's fault if the business is doing poorly enough for mass layoffs. It's not the fault of the financial industry execs that they crashed the economy. It's not the fault of Republican elected officials if the economy sucks on their watch. But…