Oh cum all ye faithful.

So it’s sort of the opposite of why most churches have to close.

i can only imagine it went down exactly like this

“I’m more into stealing from black musicians from the 30’s”

Almost under the radar with that one. And J.R. “Bob” Dobbs as an avatar to boot.

Whoa... the Uber drivers down under sound insane. You better run; you better take cover.

I gather Trump wants to go back to the income tax, banking, and monopoly laws that were in effect when our economy, education, and standard of living were at their peak?

Once again, personal responsibility is for the poors. It's never the executive's fault if the business is doing poorly enough for mass layoffs. It's not the fault of the financial industry execs that they crashed the economy. It's not the fault of Republican elected officials if the economy sucks on their watch. But…

I'm sure she can see the Rapture from her house.

The irony is not lost on me that he’s spend the last 2+ years living down his most infamous quote by embracing every dyed in the wool piece of know nothingness to come down the pike.

See, personally I’m operating under the suspicion that she might be having an eight year long stroke and this is just another in a series of cries for help.

It's like drunken mad libs.

Is it in the San Juans?

He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.

“I’m only here so I don’t get fined”

Can the GOP handle another rising star? I don’t think it can.

One of my favorite Tumblr posts is someone saying something about how great it would be if they eventually made a picture about Leo’s life and the actor playing Leo won the Oscar for it.

this is actually way less embarrassing than i thought it would be. trump has really raised the bar for me as far as second hand political embarrassment goes.