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So long, lunch. It was nice knowing you.

It's not everyday you see the worst thing you've ever seen.

That one was always a head-scratcher for me. Because it was always used sarcastically back then. I took it to be a way of saying someone was being false or acting high-handed with their supposed generosity.

is this one of those bad latinos donald trump keeps talking about

Excellent Piece!

Now THAT is a trollface.

“Bro Tip- Swipe right on every bonobo.”

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A lot of people from both the Left and the Right think it’s great when an outsider comes into the political system and fucks shit up. Of course, Trump by his own admission is a huge insider who’s been buying up people from both political parties for decades so Corgan’s assumption that Trump wants to fuck things up for

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Back in the day, this was a sort of anthem for me. Busy day with the Buddy Walk. Hope you all had a good Saturday.

That’s me every year when I first show my wife and friends my fantasy football team name

there seems to be this sense that men can’t have anything to themselves anymore

“I believe in equality and all those things, but....”

Over/under on whether Ted Cruz has a single clue who Page is: place your bets.

YOU get a clean vagina, and YOU get a clean vagina!

You’re entitled to your wrong, stupid opinion.

“Great Moments in Pisstory,” clearly.