Such a perceptive statement. I’m going to steal it a thousand times over. It’s paradoxical that the same group of people who have so little faith in man that they believe that they need to own a firearm for safety reasons, is the same exact group who has enough faith in man to believe they can be trained to use…

I'm sure she can see the Rapture from her house.

The irony is not lost on me that he’s spend the last 2+ years living down his most infamous quote by embracing every dyed in the wool piece of know nothingness to come down the pike.

See, personally I’m operating under the suspicion that she might be having an eight year long stroke and this is just another in a series of cries for help.

It's like drunken mad libs.

Is it in the San Juans?

He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.

“I’m only here so I don’t get fined”

Can the GOP handle another rising star? I don’t think it can.

One of my favorite Tumblr posts is someone saying something about how great it would be if they eventually made a picture about Leo’s life and the actor playing Leo won the Oscar for it.

this is actually way less embarrassing than i thought it would be. trump has really raised the bar for me as far as second hand political embarrassment goes.

So long, lunch. It was nice knowing you.

It's not everyday you see the worst thing you've ever seen.

That one was always a head-scratcher for me. Because it was always used sarcastically back then. I took it to be a way of saying someone was being false or acting high-handed with their supposed generosity.

is this one of those bad latinos donald trump keeps talking about

Excellent Piece!

Now THAT is a trollface.