“Bro Tip- Swipe right on every bonobo.”

A lot of people from both the Left and the Right think it’s great when an outsider comes into the political system and fucks shit up. Of course, Trump by his own admission is a huge insider who’s been buying up people from both political parties for decades so Corgan’s assumption that Trump wants to fuck things up for…

72 ice cold Rockstar energy drinks

Back in the day, this was a sort of anthem for me. Busy day with the Buddy Walk. Hope you all had a good Saturday.

That’s me every year when I first show my wife and friends my fantasy football team name

Either that or a cat.

You know you're a consumer when you live in the box all your junk came in.

there seems to be this sense that men can’t have anything to themselves anymore

“I believe in equality and all those things, but....”

Over/under on whether Ted Cruz has a single clue who Page is: place your bets.

YOU get a clean vagina, and YOU get a clean vagina!

I tell myself not read stories like this because I’ll just get angry and depressed. Then I read it and get angry and depressed. The problem is stories like this on a feminist website isn’t going to change anything, because we’re already in agreement that this crap needs to stop. If you do put this story where someone…

Agent random cat Bubba is clearly just “chillin” as you say. Bubba is in no way attending classes in order to learn precious human secrets about things like thermodynamics and nuclear fusion in order to construct a power plant for team cat hq. Because that would be totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable.

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...

First, congratulations to these women on an amazing physical accomplishment. As a person who is against violence, I am always a bit conflicted about stories about the military industrial complex, guns, etc. They are all things that I wish were less emphasized and glorified in our society. But, as my memaw used to say,…

So, I’m a dog groomer, I work with several other groomers. Last weekend we had 90+ degree heat and tons of humidity (for Michigan at least).

You’re entitled to your wrong, stupid opinion.

“Great Moments in Pisstory,” clearly.