Will keep this this in mind on the next safari.

His (alleged for now, technically) horrible act belies such a gentle sounding name (may we never utter it again).

“Happy Thanksgiving y’all- please pass the schadenfreude, thanks.”

No need to be “open-minded” about people in the wrong. Now cry “belief system,” then take your false equivalency and go home.

Many a slip ‘twixt cup and a lip, tho

Marry down, so that your children can learn to fix things with their hands. The world has enough ponces already.

Maybe they'll let the rubber guy off the chain in the next one. Somebody needs to make a good PlasticMan movie.

The best part is that everything anyone’s ever posted here is owned by Gawker Media, not you or me.

I could take him.

HOUSTON: WE DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM

I don’t know, man- trucker hats peaked in 2007. RIGHT. BEFORE. THE CRASH. dunt-dunt-duunnh

It’s just business as usual.

I’m torn here, because they’re still part of the base.

Thought we found out yesterday he preferred to keep it in the family, like landed gentry of yore

Taking down a video about handcrafting tomes does nothing for the printed word. Think of all the people that would’ve had a deeper appreciation for books had it stayed up. Ironic.

That point is even better.

Balls of steel, taints of leather- going for hernial torsion gold!

That’s because people have proven to be rash, stupid and untrainable- especially when drunk or in piques of rage. Such faith in man has the gun crowd, despite thousands of years of history. It’s almost like they’re in denial.

Maybe we can move the Rapture to Connecticut. Would that help?