+2 finger wave off the steering wheel

“23 Skidoo!”

Oh, ok then.

But weren't the brunette and the black dude in agreement?

The brunette? Wasn't she an actual Afrikaaner?

This “presser” really turns into an outtake of The Office around 1:00

Heil Moroni.

It’s like Christopher Guest wrote a song for Wonkette. She's great!

Is there some afterlife reward in the bible for this kind of act we don’t know about? 72 Nascars or something?

“Lord President Trump” is music to the eyes of such landed gentry. And the metaphor of the sign reflecting the acolyte’s inability to plan correctly, or think things through, is pure gravy.

I hear ya. Can you believe all these “evolution” libtards?

Hey maybe climate change will make it so all doggies can go into stores (for better or worse). #extinctionupsides

As a (mostly) happily married straight man, I just gotta say: Buddy’s Got Back. Very impressive sir

Of course, but there are 38 ppl (as of now, likely mostly women) that think the opposite. At what point do you ask yourself whether maybe it’s you. Pushing it further: do you find it a curse or a blessing to be right all the time?

When a celebrity enables randos, they should be (at least) partly to blame if shit goes sideways.

Dude here. Checks out. Sorry ‘bout that.

There not called Hugz by Dre for a reason.

Brady Olson, the 15 year old Iowan who made this up- let’s hope he uses his powers for good when he leaves home. One Frank Luntz is too many already.

Of course a deluded basketball guy is going to triple-double down.