Time for the obvious GIF of the night:

You have some strange Burger Kings where you live, friend.

Agnosticism is the only correct view on vaping. If somebody asks you where you stand, pro or con on vaping, your answer should always be “Honestly, I couldn’t give less of a shit.” And when somebody tries to further the conversation, loudly follow that up with “I. DON’T. GIVE. A. SHIT.”

They said Ivorian-Scot, not Rwandan-Scot.

Hey uh, you guys heard about this thing now? Apparently the Reds are phoning it in.

Anything you throw at him? Even...a handful of sand? Or a live pigeon? Or a porcupine?

There was a fiiiiiirefight!!!!!!!

Symbology? Now that Duffy has relinquished his “King Bonehead” crown, I see we have an heir to the throne! I’m sure the word you were looking for was “symbolism.” What is the ssss-himbolism there?

No see you have to make HIM say “Redyns Kcaz”

Might not be on topic, but In Excelsis Deo, West Wing Season 1.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

For two months, I’ve got ya.

Still, while his team of misfit assholes tried to train Trump to look for a dozen or so of Clinton’s tells, he “did not seem to pay attention during the practice sessions.”

Holy crap, that is the most nuanced position I have heard from anybody. #Popovich2020! Make America have long term consistent success like the Spurs!!!

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

It’s almost like online polls aren’t worth the paper they aren’t printed on.

Why did I have to scroll so far down on the comments for this?