Do you think measles, mumps, and rubella viruses are just going to wait around for 3-4 years before infecting the kid?

But you have a special case. For the average healthy baby/child with all parts functioning correctly, the current schedule is just fine.

Do you really think they haven’t thought about this? Or do you think they just DECIDED to slap all these vaccinations together with no thought or reasoning or research behind the schedule? Good lord.

I assure you that no one sticks 30 needles into a kid at one doctor visit. (Yes, I am a parent.) MMR = one stick. TDaP = one stick. et cetera.

substitute “teachers” for “nurses” and it’s exactly the same, with stupid scripted curriculum nonsense. whoever thought of this should have to listen to a script in hell for ever.

This needs more stars.

I live in Oregon. While it’s dry as a bone in the summer, from mid-September to mid-June it’s the rainy season, which means there might be five different kinds of weather in a workday. It’s just not worth it to chance wearing suede.

Which does shorten lives and increases risks of breast cancer

I was in a sorority. I was also a music major. By FAR, the vast majority of my drinking occurred with my non-greek musician friends.

When I was pregnant I wanted two things very badly: oranges and those cheap little hot fudge sundaes with nuts from McDonald’s. (Not together.) When I wanted oranges, it was usually because nothing would stay down but oranges. I could put away a whole bag. When I wanted those hot fudge sundaes, I’d get like three and…

Because some people MUST have the last. fucking. word. They absolutely cannot STAND it when they perceive someone to have showed them up or whatever.

AND that one show with in the show that was pitched, where the actors were all young, hot hipsters, and SG-1 was like NO, and then the show got the boot in real life and they came up with SGU—which, while it grew on me, was filled with young hot actors exactly like the fake satire show in SG-1.

ahah OMG that is great.

A “Bless your heart, thank you for your concern,” is my favorite way to respond.

I don’t think they are too stupid to decide for themselves, but sometimes kids want to quit things for the dumbest of reasons and then regret it later. They aren’t thinking long-term. My own kid wanted to quit marching band last year after 2 days of band camp. I told her no, she had to finish out the season, and if…

WHAT EXACTLY IS THE FUNCTION OF A RUBBER DUCK

I wanted to quit piano in 5th grade because I hated my teacher. My mom told me she would find a new teacher and after a year with the new teacher, I could quit if I wanted to. A year later I didn’t want to and I’ve been a musician and music teacher ever since.

It came off as a Seven of Nine vibe to me.

I’m saying no to all of this.

Um, I think his “come at me bro” gesture after he got the boot made it pretty clear of his intent.