Coach Taylor would kick those boys’ asses for this.

No way.

In first grade, I don’t remember what happened but my first grade teacher, Mrs. McCarley, threatened to paddle every single one of us until whoever did The Thing confessed to doing it. (This was the 80s, so paddling was still a thing.) I did NOT do the thing, and I sure as hell wasn’t getting paddled for it, so I went…

I am so glad someone went there.

Yep. I pumped when my daughter was wee. I was an elementary teacher (with a schedule that fortunately allowed time to pump) and I feel like the fact that I’d been exposed to zillions of germy children allowed me to pass on antibodies to my kiddo. She’s 15 now, she didn’t miss a single day of elementary school, and has…

There is never enough money for the actual classroom needs and teacher salaries. But there’s always plenty of money for nice furniture for administrator’s offices, the mounds of standardized testing (these don’t appear for free, nor does the computer infrastructure necessary to administer them), the latest new…

They act like the rest of the country makes their matchup with SC appointment television, as if its the second Iron Bowl, except in reality, the majority of alumni wouldn’t even interrupt whatever lawn-mowing plans they made before remembering the game was on at 3.

Seriously. He was so annoying. The most annoying actually.

I did a similar thing. I picked up my baby brother and tried to carry him out to the end of the driveway (we lived in the country) while my mom was cooking. I planned to leave him at the mailbox for the postman to take away. Luckily my mom stopped me before I even got off the porch.

Even if the animal is a legit service dog, you can ask them/the owner to leave if the animal is causing a disruption—growling at people, attempting to bite, peeing/crapping everywhere, or running around loose.

“M’am, you need to youse your INSIDE VOICE.”

It’s one thing for a waiter/cashier/barista to offer to ring something up a certain way to give you a better deal. it’s totally another to ASK FOR IT. ugh.

GET

I’m saying yes to all of this.

“BUT YOUR HEAAAAAALTH” /concern troll

Please be careful about taking community college classes to transfer, especially if they are in your major. Check with the school you want to transfer to BEFORE you take the classes to see if they count. Not all will. And by “count” I mean “count as a requirement” not “count as an elective.

why the hell would you expect it to look “normal”, whatever that means? Does your cake look done when it’s halfway through baking? No? Well your kid’s not done baking either. Chill out.

AHAHHAHAHAH

“sourcing” is a word that needs to die.