actually_callie
actually_callie
actually_callie

Suspect? Did you watch any of the pac-12 championship at all?

Marcus vs. Jameis. No contest.

But you can't have hot people walking around in swimsuits for months where it's cold! Gotta show skin!

as long as it's not Benedict Cumberbatch, who seems to be in every goddamn thing lately.

terribly awkward group sex with CHILDREN. gah. I read this book when I was the age of the kids in question and Jesus Tapdancing Christ I think that freaked me out more than the clown shit.

But according to these whackos, your oncologist was just telling you that because he doesn't want you to get better because healthy people don't make him rich, or something.

A good friend's father died from ALS. She has put up with so many assholes who suggest that if he'd just taken coconut oil and a spoonful of cinnamon (or something else completely stupid) he would have been fine. I want to drop kick every one of them.

where can I catch up on it?

my brother and I were always sticking LEGO astronauts and jousting knights on horses in our fancy little manger scene :D

BULLSHIT POWERS ACTIVATE

My tumblr-teen is all, "I want clothes, I guess, but I want to pick them out," which means she will go buy a couple plaid shirts and be done with it.

Homeopathy is the biggest pile of bullshit. Yes, let's put some of a substance in water and dilute it a million times and that makes it MORE POWERFUL against all known laws of science and common sense.

This right here.

they think they are saving babyeez for Jeebus, so if that little slut cries, who cares? BECAUSE BAYBEEZ.

Yes. That's why he had to sit out the whole game vs. Clemson, though you'd never know it from the way the cameras stayed locked on his stupid face on the side line every 5 seconds.

Depends on where you live and your room temp. Here in Oregon, I can keep it on the counter year-round EXCEPT in summer, because we don't have air conditioning and in stretches of 90-degree days it just melts right out of the container. In the winter, it sometimes never really gets soft enough to spread, though. :/

Winston threw more interceptions in the first half of his game this week than Mariota has thrown all year.

Someone in a "Michelle Duggar type situation" wouldn't be working anyway. If you believe in having that many kids, you believe women shouldn't be working outside the home.

what the actual fuck is that.

Why.