I wish this would get out of the grays, but it won't. Sigh.

I used to have a ton of dresses for my daughter when she was like, one. Seersucker dresses. It's a fabric for baby clothes, not for clothes for grown-ass men. It just makes them look douchetastic.

But he told the intake nurse he had been to Liberia, and anyone with half a brain has heard what's going on over there, and they should have had the common sense to take SOME kind of precautions.

the farm equipment that benefits from the tax exemption is technically not supposed to be using the roads.

oh my god. I would have made my aunt EAT that fucking book. that's horrible.

I HATE THE GIVING TREE SO MUCH. I'm so glad there are other people who share my loathing for it.

Could possibly be that I'm a little overweight, or that the incisions fell just where the waist of my pants usually sit, caused more than the usual aggravation. But I remember thinking after both those surgeries that I couldn't imagine having a c-section and dealing with whacked-out hormones on top of open surgery and…

I have not had a c-section but I did have an ovary removed laproscopically and goddamn I was much more exhausted after that. And just those tiny incisions (this is also true for the laproscopic gallbladder removal I had not long after my daughter was born) were sore for much longer than I hurt after a vaginal birth.

It bugs me when women say they want a c-section 'just because' or the doctors force it on the woman because it's more convenient for them. It's major surgery! Doing it because there's placenta previa or a breech birth or a previous traumatic birth or any number of medical reasons (and I mean, actual reasons, not fake…

I discussed my birth preferences with my doctor(s) who were fine with them, then i got to the hospital and the nurses were like NO NO NO NO THOSE THINGS ARE NOT ALLOWED. My nurse freaked the hell out when I told her I was getting in the tub (not for birth! just for labor! I was nowhere close to delivering) and when I…

That whole intimidation and harrassment shit is NOT OKAY. I'm sorry they did that to you.

and then there are the creepers who use their phone to take pics of people working out and then mock them. especially if any of us overweight folks dare set foot in a gym. I love gyms that ban phones.

These types always dig deep. VERY deep.

I don't need to read anything. I grew up on a damn farm and I'm well aware of how factory farms work and how my family's farm was nothing like those. I buy ethically raised meat from farmers like my family, and I'm also aware that that option is not affordable or even available to everyone.

Did you seriously just compare animals to human slaves.

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OBAMA STARTED THE EBOLA EPIDEMIC AND OBAMABOLA IS COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS AND MAKE YOUG ET GAY MARRIED.

We don't even know anything about what she does or doesn't expect because HE DOESN'T SAY. This guy is making a huge deal about the fact that she won't go down on him when he already knew this before they got married. Maybe there's some kind of trauma going on that he apparently isn't bothering to find out about. Or…

I'm just saying that oral sex on a man and a woman are two different experiences, and I don't think anyone's gag reflex is going to be activated by going down on a woman, vs having your mouth stuffed full of cock, specially if the guy is an overeager thruster, so it's not some OMG OUTRAGEOUS double standard for a…