Or it could be all of them, idk. I'm working with an n=1 here as far as number of dudes whose dick I've sucked in the last 20 years, so I couldn't really say.

Seriously. I have only ever eaten scrambled eggs, I only cook scrambled eggs, and I don't think my mom served eggs any way other than scrambled, and I still know that other ways of preparing eggs exist.

except that half the time customers who say "I don't care" will get mad at you because you've done it wrong, demand to Speak to The Manager, scream at you, and leave you a five cent tip.

I don't think it's degrading, but some dudes certainly treat it that way.

It's a pretty basic sex act, yeah, but there's this whole shit baggage that goes with sucking dick that doesn't go with going down on a woman. "Suck my dick" is an insult (you don't hear women saying "eat my pussy" as the same kind of insult) and it's often joked by men about as something that's degrading for women to…

Cougin' it.

some people wear so much that you don't even have to be trapped in a small space to get sick from them! I went to a football game last night and there was a guy in front of us, walking in, wearing so much cologne I just stopped and waited for him to get a few yards ahead of me so I couldn't smell him. it was…

Why.

The word 'womb' seems too biblical to me. I wish they'd used the word 'uterus' instead.

I love Oregon but they need to stop being so damn cocky. Stop showing off, stop celebrating, stop all that mess because it's only going to bite you in the ass. Take a few lessons from the quarterback and be a little more humble.

I can't do a pencil skirt. I have a small waist and large hips/thighs and if I get a skirt big enough for my hips, it's three miles of extra fabric around my waist. but a good a-line skirt looks and fits just fine.

Yes. Back when they hadn't announced the last season, people would keep asking HBO when we'd hear about a Newsroom renewal, and HBO folks would always say something like, "we'd love to have Newsroom back, we're just waiting on word from Aaron Sorkin about scheduling" but apparently he has 92845349685467 other projects…

YOU WOULD THINK SO. But I guess they have to birth the child so it can be given away to a Wholesome Christian Family (tm)

I "love" that if you're "unfit" to get an abortion, you are apparently totally fit to be a parent.

I fucking love this show and I'm not the least bit ashamed of it. I'm sad to see it go, but this season looks good.

HBO wanted more seasons, but Sorkin only wanted to do one more. Well, half of one more.

Prayer regarding football just annoys me in general. Like, if you're praying beforehand that nobody gets hurt, okay, great. But praying about winning? like God cares about football? like if you win, that means the other team didn't pray hard enough or something so God made you win? if you lose you dind't pray hard…

baby Roger was SO FUCKING ADORABLE. THOSE BIG BROWN EYES AND FAT CHEEKS AAAAH I COULD JUST SQUISH HIM AND EAT HIM UP.

omg I also wanted the hedgehog joke.

If you want a ring that looks like her actual wedding ring from the books (which looks a hell of a lot better than the shit ring on the show) you can find it here: