The whole premise is TERRIBLE. Jesus doesn't give a shit about what you're WEARING. and if I was dying and my kid was out at a store by herself spending her money on me so I could look good when I died I'd slap her silly.

no no. "Christmas Shoes" is the worst. period. Christmas. period. Song. Period. Ever. Period.

If this is the case (I doubt it) then the friend is probably an ex-friend by now. Unless the friend is just as huge an asshole as he is.

poor baby :(

How many times do we need to repeat the statistic that people (I use that word loosely) who abuse animals are stastically MUCH more likely to abuse people?

I have Android and I only get one notification, from the messenger app. the regular fb app just gives me non-messenger notifs.

oh joy. another food traditionally eaten and grown by rural/poor folks that hipster culture has decided is trendee and will now jack up the cost as to be unaffordable to its previous consumers. see also: quinoa, kale

I always laugh when people think they have "trained" their cat to stay off whatever thing. If you're not looking, they will get on it/in it/under it. Because cats do whatever the fuck they want. (Which is why I love them. :D )

Let's take a look. A lot of those places in the south? I'd hardly call 90+ degrees at 100% humidity a good chunk of the year as "nice weather", even if there weren't a constant swarm of mosquitoes waiting to assault you whenever you step foot outside. Also, there's not a lot of public transportation and the…

My favorite is stuff like, "My cat bites me when I try to pet their belly!" Well maybe they don't want their fucking belly touched and they are telling you the only way they know how! Shit, I don't want anyone touching my belly.

Sadly, it seems that most of the pet owners he works with have an appalling lack of common sense and need someone to give them a good dose. "My cat doesn't like it when I do xyz." "THEN DON'T DO XYZ, OH MY GOD."

That actually sounds comparable to a severe case of gallstones; I found the pain of a gallstone attack worse than unmedicated childbirth and I honest to God thought I was having a heart attack. And unlike labor, which comes and goes, the gallbladder pain was constant and unrelenting.

My teenager is at marching band camp for 2 weeks and I bought 4 bottles of sunblock. Reddish-blond hair, blue eyes, freckles, and she burns just thinking about going outside, lol. Four bottles is not overkill!

Well, the fuck you kind of loses it's edge when it's a DESIGNER fuck you.

I feel like she slouches on purpose because standing up straight is too mainstream or something.

Sometimes I wonder if she is aggressively selecting really unflattering things to be provocative.

I loooooooove peppermint mochas. I'm ready for the pumpkin shit to be gone already (bleh) so it'll be peppermint time.

No eating of smelly food. UGH

But job creators have to do whatever they can to make a living these days because regulations! and laws! and Obamacare! or something. amirite?

I leave butter on the counter... except in the summer. if it's 90+, my butter just melts into goop and I just don't trust it.