In a world where the wireless Magic Wand exists, all other vibrators are obsolete.

I read Stephen King’s “The Stand” at least once a year. Seems quite timely nowadays.

Brahmin = Kennedy clan

Mine if Jeff Goldblum. I don’t care how old he gets.

I read the original races to be much more fantasy aspected.

I’m on my first run-through of WW. I’m obsessed. Bartlett forever :(

I’m more curious about what’s wrong with being an amoral whore!

Do not meddle with the affairs of the Fae, for they are quick to anger and not very subtle about it.

He reminds me of a teenage boy who just discovered Bob Dylan.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

That movie was FINE. There, I said it. You can all judge me now :P

I actually kinda like talking to these guys for a few seconds. Mostly they lead with some version of the question “How much do you pay for television service?”. When I tell them that I don’t (I stream everything I watch and use Bing rewards points for Hulu subscription) they get this puzzled look on their face like…

I love hosting. No pressure to socialize because I’m too busy working but I can drink a f-ton while doing it.

I’ve been enjoying Jane Fonda again since I tuned into Grace and Frankie. If you haven’t seen it hop over to Netflix to watch President Bartlett and Jack McCoy (Law and Order) come out as a couple to their wives of decades Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin.

Am I the only one who tells them when they don’t get the job done? My Type A-ness doesn’t allow me to quietly have my time wasted. If you finish and I don’t you best believe you’re hearing about it.

BE SHAMED SIR BRAD, FOR NONE HAVE THE POSTURE NOR STATUS TO QUESTION THE STRENGTH OF THESE FINE HERO MEN, FOR THEIR EFFORTS ARE FOREVER RECORDED AND THEIR COURAGE PROVEN FOR ALL TIME TO COME.

Bullshit. Science has been hiding a lot of information from the public for awhile on this issue. This is just one of many cover ups done in the name of science to protect citizens. It’s long been known this was caused by graboids. But you guys keep on drinking that koolaide made with your tap water. Hopefully the…

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

Wife and I went to Macys and did the whole Registry party thing they throw. We gave them a bum email account I use, filled up on their snacks and drinks, scanned a bunch of stuff we knew we were never getting and left with a full stomach. Never told anyone about that registry. Wife and I lived together for several…

Pro tip: Beer freezes. You’re going to want some scotch. Bonus: easier to carry.