Not according to the passing article’s top starred comment. I’m supposed to get the fuck out of the way of anyone doing 413MPH behind me, no matter what I’m doing (utilizing the passing lane to pass)! It’s ‘safer’ that way.

Tickling is the worst. I will kick you in throat if you tickle me in bed (sorry honey!)

Stila Stay All Day liquid lipstick in Fiery. Stays on forever, looks perfectly matte, universally flattering color. Plus, Stila liquid lipsticks smell like cupcakes.

Stila Stay All Day liquid lipstick in Fiery. Stays on forever, looks perfectly matte, universally flattering color.…

The thing that bothers me is that her preferred pronunciation is not correct in German. It would be if it were spelled Streissand or Streißand, but it’s not, and I haven’t seen any indication of a change at Ellis Island or anything like that. Her grandparents were from a section of modern Poland that was part of the…

At one old apartment, every time I popped the hood on my car there would be a half eaten bagel on top of the air box. That squirrel must have been pissed when I moved and took his lunch spot away.

If you’re going to be an ass, I’m going to be a pedant. It’s “bourgeois adult.” Not “bourgeoisie adult.” The Bourgeoisie is a group of people. Bourgeois is the adjective the describes them.

The title should be:

Sweet mother of God, this is some good shit right here.

When I was a lot younger, my father had come to pick me up from University at the end of the term. He had a roof rack (just an ordinary luggage rack) fitted to the car, to which we tied my bike.

Considering the absolutely stifled and controlled way Victoria was raised (she was literally never alone, she wasn’t allowed to go down stairs without holding someone else’s hand, etc.) by a mother and advisor who absolutely were trying to home-grow a puppet they could control once she got to the throne, I choose to…

I’m gonna get up on my soapbox and I don’t care. My father is a retired Colonel in the Marine Corp who was a platoon leader in Vietnam in 1968 at 21 who lost 50 of the 100 men whose lives he was in charge of. He was head of security of the Pentagon on September 11, 2001, four days after my mom walked out on him. He…

Gay/Straight Alliance is my first thought.

Guggenheim: Security yelled at me for getting too close to a Cezanne. I was trying to read the information placard. I have eagle eyesight with my contacts in and if I couldn’t read the tiny print without getting a foot away, neither could anyone else.

OTOH, he seems to be doing exceptionally well as an adult with microcephaly.

the only difference between eating a beet and eating a fistful of mud is that beets can stain your tongue.

In the early 2000s my friend rented a very large house that had been built and decorated by rich people in the mid-1980s and really, really looked it. The house was huge and had been on the market for years and no one would buy it because it was so hideous. He would bring people on tours of the house and in each room…

• Donald Trump: I actually built the GT and made Ford pay for it. My friends will all get one. But not the Muslims.

When we were house hunting, my husband and I looked at a house that had a hot tub in the kitchen. In. The. Kitchen. The rest of the house was great, and the location was perfect, but that inconceivable hot tub was a deal breaker. On our way out, the realtor stopped us to ask if we wouldn’t mind telling her why we…