I have no idea what that is or even what most of the ingredients might be but I want it.

That was beautiful. Well done.

Probably a limited release because of the theaters themselves not wanting to show it.?

I got the card with my name last year, so this year I got "[my name]'s butt."

Oh, yeah, totally cool with blaming Mark. 100% with you there.

Oh my god I hope that's not a thing. I think by mentioning it you've made it a thing.

I once expertly covered up the fact that my cousin caught herself on fire when we were children. It involved a 12 year old giving an 8 year old first aid and then using a cinderblock to sink her pants into a quarry. Does that count?

Nope. NOPE NOPE NOPE. Nothing with the word 'curds' in it can possible taste good.

There's a reason we live longer, on average, than men.

I've never had poutine but I know it involves gravy so the answer is gravy. Obviously.

It took me like... maybe 3-4 months for them to go away completely. Now I just get a cramp every now and then. It's like a little phantom period. :D

I should have made him go get me milkshakes. That would have maybe helped but probably not. I was a huge bitch.

My insurance covered it 100%. Didn't even have a co-pay for the office visit.

Mine did to but I'm pretty sure it's because I was no longer living in constant terror of being knocked up.

I did mine on a Friday too, took it off work and spent the afternoon with horrendous cramps pacing the house and telling my boyfriend it was all his fault. Him and his stupid boy penis.

As an Irish-American, I can attest he's right about the Irish.

Totally a rite of passage. My little sister chopped off her ponytail with safety scissors when we were kids.

Southwest doesn't have first class.

My family is only good at three things. Two of those things are eating, and cooking. (the third is being terrifyingly good at getting knocked up). So, anyway we lack any really horrible thanksgiving stories because we're fucked up but we're all pretty much fucked up in a way that balances out nicely. However, I do…

For the second, I think making jury duty less burdensome would help. Depending on how long you are involved being on a jury could require missing DAYS of work at a fraction of your pay and for some even a few days of lost wages can be financial disaster.