I think so, Poo. But where are we going to get rubber pants in our size?

Whoever seeded the brackets for Name of the Year at Deadspin must be kicking themselves for letting Rev. Pinky Person slip by. 

He’s big with people who get hard nipples when you say “pragmatic” or “access to affordable __”.

You’ll have a better chance at nailing down a fart than this guy on a policy issue. 

He’s a handsome turd though and that goes a long way with wine moms from the suburbs. 

Well as long as we’re making wish lists I would like to dig up Reagan and shoot him again. 

I don’t know what is funnier. The fact that this guy pissed away a second swing at a senate seat against an opponent who quoted Mussolini or the fact that whatever attention and momentum he had was stolen by the mayor of a podunk town in Indiana. 

#imwithhim

“Wall Street bankers and C.E.O.s did not build America — you built America! More specifically your ancestors built America! For free! Which is why your children should go to school in their own neighborhoods!”

In addition to providing tax returns all candidates should show us their belly buttons to prove they weren’t grown in a vat in a Center for American Progress laboratory. 

“Round of applause from anyone who doesn’t want their skull dented by a stapler.”

That’s not the one I was responding to. 

Well good news, this article isn’t about the demographics of his constituents or running the right candidate in a purple district. So don’t strain yourself worrying over that. This is about moral consistency and maintaining solidarity with fellow progressives and how McCready has failed at both.

“I’m pretty damn liberal”

Lol it’s funny because we’re all counting on the sheer inertia of government bureaucracy to keep things from devolving into utter chaos!

Damn didn’t think I was gonna start my day with Tucker Carlson/Mayor Pete vore. 

... said the obsessive stalker who comments on every article. For free. 

Or maybe, just maybe, offering them a viable, popular alternative will be more effective than decades of condescending liberal finger wagging? Just a thought. 

Boy did you ever take away the wrong message from an entire genre. 

*furiously dabs* I beg of you I have a family